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I Got Caught Masturbating In My Car
I got caught masturbating in my car last week. It’s slightly ironic because one of my tumblr followers had asked me the day before if I had ever gotten snagged taking my “Sneaky Office Boob Pics” in...
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My Fantasies Are Filled With Creampies
I have fantasies all the time about getting creampied. The past few weeks, I haven’t been watching my standard masturbation fodder of double penetration videos. I’ve been really into watching a guy...
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Handcuff Me, Honey!
When I was working at the porn shop and the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon hit, we couldn’t keep the kinky toys on the shelves. Instead of The Rabbit Vibe being our best selling sex novelty, handcuffs...
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Tattooed Titties
My best friend has a tattoo of a rose on her boob. The stem wraps around her nipple and when she was getting it inked onto her skin, she said that it was the most painful tickle that she had ever...
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Show Me Your Dick
One of the hazards of being a naked woman on the Internet is that you sometimes get inundated with dick pics from random guys. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some penis, but I’m much more accepting of...
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Florida Parking Lot BJ Leads To Arrest & Lots Of Squicky Feelings
So I totally get that sometimes sexual urges can be overwhelming. I’ve definitely got a bit of a public masturbation habit myself, and I’ve been known to get down on my knees in public parking lots so...
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Miley Cyrus Is Naked & She’s Wearing My Boots.
I’ve got a thing for women who wear combat boots. Mostly because I rock my Dr. Martens every day that I possibly can, but also because I think it’s a fairly versatile shoe that adds a bit of danger...
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My Penis Pit-Stop One Night Stand
At the beginning of the summer, an XTube friend hit me up after reading a fantasy that I wrote on my personal blog about having a one night stand. The story I told was about one of the guys who...
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Do Your Online Research Before You Lick
Last night was certainly not the first time I got snagged talking about a prospective lover on the Internet, but it was definitely one of the more positive times. For safety reasons, I do tons of...
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Woman Aims To Fuck 100,000 Men?!
I love a good sexual publicity stunt, especially when it involves having sex with an extremely large number of people. I’m not sure why, but the sluttier a girl is and the more people she has fucked,...
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