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Cumming On My Boss’ Couch
When I’m not perving from the comfort of my own couch, I’m an Accountant. It’s not a particularly exciting day job, in fact it’s really fucking dull – who wants to crunch numbers and go over reports...
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Guess Why There’s Cum In My Freezer
I’ve been fucking around with this guy for the past month or so. He’s a lot of fun and he’s into some pretty rough throat fucking which is always a bonus. We were talking about kink and fun things...
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Bouncing On Sexy Balls
I was hanging out on the XTube Forum last week and one of the other mods (this hot chick named Jane who I would TOTALLY love to lick all over) posted up an interesting video of this dude named Wallace...
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Angelina Jolies Tits Are Gone But She’ll Live Longer
When I was growing up, my best friend was obsessed with Angelina Jolie. She bought into all the hype and attention grabbing antics like Angie’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton and that time that she...
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Birthday Blowjob & Then My Birthday Orgy
I turned 33 on the 18th of May, as with most of my birthday celebrations, I was on the prowl for some orgasms. Since I was house sitting all week, I took the liberty of using my different surroundings...
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The Air Sex Championships: Sometimes It Pays To Fuck Nothing
Have you ever thought about having sex in front of a room full of people? It’s the type of fantasy that is either completely exhilarating or your worst nightmare. The exhibitionist in me would totally...
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Waking Up To An Orgasm?!
An ex of mine used to sleep like a corpse. He’d be snoring and sawing wood in his sleep to the point where it would always wake me up hours before my alarm. One day I decided to give him a blowjob for...
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Now After My Sexcation I Want Some Fisting
I’m coming down off of a 5 day Sexcation bender, I traveled down from Jersey to visit my boyfriend in Atlanta and every single one of my holes have a dick hangover. The only downer for my adventure to...
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I Learned My Sex-Ed From Pornstars
In my high school, sex education was a joke. We were taught about the old in out, in out by a middle aged man who wore parachute pants with all sorts of crazy 80′s patterns on them. The room itself...
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I Want Butt Sex In The Worst Way
I have butthole envy. For the past few months, I’ve been completely obsessed with double penetration videos on Pornhub. Every morning before I go to work, I’ve got my underoos around my ankles and I’m...
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Dildos In Disguise!
I worked in an adult video store for about five years. Over that time, my sex toy collection increased ten fold. It was really like working in any other retail situation. Something interesting and new...
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Sex On Rafts! Sex With Rafts?
I went down to my dad’s swinger palace last weekend to hang out by his pool. Technically I’m not supposed to know that my dad and step mom are swingers, but it is what it is. Earlier in life, I may...
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Eating Out On The First Date
I miss hooking up with girls. My birthday orgy was like the worlds biggest tease in the universe because I never got to enjoy and take my time with the pussy of this chick that I was crushing on. Now...
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Sexy Shaved Head Ladies
I’m a bit of a Science Fiction freak. My boyfriend introduced me to Doctor Who just as David Tennant was finishing up his run in the lead and I was completely hooked. One of the my favorite...
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I Got Caught Masturbating In My Car
I got caught masturbating in my car last week. It’s slightly ironic because one of my tumblr followers had asked me the day before if I had ever gotten snagged taking my “Sneaky Office Boob Pics” in...
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My Fantasies Are Filled With Creampies
I have fantasies all the time about getting creampied. The past few weeks, I haven’t been watching my standard masturbation fodder of double penetration videos. I’ve been really into watching a guy...
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Handcuff Me, Honey!
When I was working at the porn shop and the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon hit, we couldn’t keep the kinky toys on the shelves. Instead of The Rabbit Vibe being our best selling sex novelty, handcuffs...
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Tattooed Titties
My best friend has a tattoo of a rose on her boob. The stem wraps around her nipple and when she was getting it inked onto her skin, she said that it was the most painful tickle that she had ever...
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Show Me Your Dick
One of the hazards of being a naked woman on the Internet is that you sometimes get inundated with dick pics from random guys. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some penis, but I’m much more accepting of...
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Florida Parking Lot BJ Leads To Arrest & Lots Of Squicky Feelings
So I totally get that sometimes sexual urges can be overwhelming. I’ve definitely got a bit of a public masturbation habit myself, and I’ve been known to get down on my knees in public parking lots so...
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